Sam got a big head

Apr 24, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Last week dem boys been in Trinidad and as usual, poor Bharrat had problems with some of de reporters over there. Fuss, when he land de announcer call him President Bharrat Jagan. Odinga and Carolyn, de Foreign Minister, choke. Bharrat smile but he did vex. He inspect de guard of honour and go long he way.
De very next day, one of de papers reporting pun de welcome and de visit wid photo and things, call Bharrat Prime Minister Sam Hinds. De reporter certainly never see Sam head; it big and if Sam stand up in front of you dem ain’t got nutten fuh you see behind he.
Anyhow, de summit done and Bharrat come home, only to hear that none of he staff went to wuk when he was out de country. Some went to de beach and some just stay home. Bharrat smart dem because he tell dem he coming home Tuesday. He come home Sunday night and that is another story.
Burnham start de thing when he party leaders and de police got to go to de airport whenever he going out or coming in. De reason fuh that was because he didn’t want no surprise in case dem overthrow he.
From de plane window he use to count and if he ain’t see a certain person he security use to go to de Prime Minister and ask before Burnham would step out of de plane. Bharrat only got de head of de police and de army to go to de airport because dem is de problem people.
When he come in Sunday night he ketch Henry sleeping. All de hunching that Gary give he couldn’t wake he up in time. De man who get bun wid hot oil nearly didn’t wake up and certainly, the same thing nearly happen to de man from Foulis who cut good card and sleep at he mother wid he daughter. He wife had a plan to roast he.
Is de same kind of attitude got a man in jail. Fuh a long time dem boys use to talk about this man and he goings on wid women and young gyal. He cop one but like he pick de wrang one because he barely get on he clothes before he end up in front of de magistrate.
These past few days he sleeping in strange accommodation with nuff man fuh company. He can’t drink, he can’t smoke and leh people see and he can’t put thing in nobody glass.
He like de Parrot. He disappear. He squawk and squawk but like de squawking get to he throat because he silent.
De last time some boys pelt he off de tree and he had to recuperate. This time like he get bore wid a stick and fall in some bush because he disappear. When dem boys ask de other day a lady claim how he was writing blog bout other people and he get ketch.
And dem boys want know wha happen to Leewoy Smith and this cooking story. When he grandmother cook she ain’t got food handlers certificate, and he don’t check; he does eat like if he hungry.
When he follow dem boys and go to wedding house or bharriat and dem cooking in dem big pot, or when he go to Jhandi, dem people don’t have health certificate. He full of breeze and dem boys waiting to see when he gun buy roadside food again from de same old lady who he skin up de other day.
Dem boys waiting fuh see when Linden gun get TV and radio in keeping wid a decision that Ian Chang give. Chang was de man who order de government to free up de radio and television and de government stretch he mouth.
Nobody ain’t do nutten though and dem boys believe that is because is Linden. One of dem seh that if was Corentyne de licence woulda done free-up and dem boys know why.
Dem ain’t saying is anything racial but it funny. Dem fed up wit GTV whole day every day; dem want news that ain’t start with President Jagdeo seh, and De Agriculture Minister going and de President seh and de Agriculture Minister donating and de President seh.
Talk half. Lef half.

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