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Benn people can’t do straight things

Feb 06, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Dem boys seh that things happening in Guyana just like when people got to race at de Olympics. You get in de blocks and de starter start fuh talk ‘Ready, Steady’ and before he can seh go somebody start off. That is a false start and dem got to start over all again.

Well dem air traffic controllers mek Robeson Benn do nuff false start. Dem go pun strike but before that happen dem start fuh report sick suh was false start pun false start. But this was de air traffic controllers.

Dem boys seh that all dem false start Robeson decided that he wasn’t tekking lef suh he too start fuh false start. He give de air traffic controllers an ultimatum. If dem ain’t go back to work dem gun get knock off and he give dem a time limit.

Dem boys sit back and wait fuh de dismissal but next thing dem know is that was a false start. Nobody ain’t go to wuk and nobody ain’t get dismiss. Robeson claim how he holding he hand.

De next day he get fed up and he decide to dismiss de air traffic people. He write letters of dismissal fuh de second time and de air traffic people claim that dem didn’t care because dem know that was another false start. Dem was right because as soon as Bharrat land, dem air traffic people was there waiting fuh him. How dem know he coming is still a mystery but dem know and dem was waiting.

When Bharrat land he mek Robeson hold back dem decision suh it was another false start. Dem boys seh that dem wasn’t surprise because people can’t be bend and straight at de same time.

Anyhow, de strike over and plane an come back in de night again and plane from Ogle can notify the main airport before dem tek off and Bharrat ain’t got to worry bout any near miss.

Is de same thing wid dem people who put dem money wid Clico. Years ago Clico was only an insurance company but it expand and it get big. It start fuh save money and offer big interest rate because it invest. It even put money in a bridge. Dem boys seh that City Hall got some bridges to build and dem need help. Clico can invest in dem bridge too.

Anyhow, as dem boys seh, a li’l bit of knowledge is a bad thing. From de time de news break in Trinidad Guyanese decide that is de same thing in Guyana. People start fuh holler how Clico got money problem.

Dem run to Clico fuh get dem money just like how people use to run to de pyramid fuh get dem money after de deal buss. But is only a few of dem do that and dem boys seh that is a good thing dem gunmen dead or disappear because dem woulda have a field day. People tek out money and carry it home and put it under dem mattress.

Of course, when you keep money in you house you don’t get interest and if dem have a fire is all gone up in smoke. Is then people start fuh lose sleep. One man who tek out he money lef he wuk because he had to sleep in de day and keep watch whole night. And he got de nerve to tell Clico that when de confusion done he gun put back he money.

He ain’t de only one who do stupidness. A one time boxer do even more stupidness because he see a man wid a DVD mark Big and Strong and is two man stand up pun de cover bracing dem chest together.
Right away dem boys seh that de message was clear and de boxer who claim to be a straight man shoulda know. And he borrow de DVD from a gay man.

He come back to wuk de next day wid de DVD and he try to hide it but he lef it on he desk and somebody see it. Right away de news spread and was shame bush after then.

This boxer man claim how he see de thing and he decide to borrow it. He carry it home and wait till he wife go to de market and he lock de door and he watch.

Dem boys seh that after he trap heself somebody ask he how he find de DVD and he claim, “Sickening.” Is then de other questions come. De boxer claim how he only watch three seconds—Lie; how he get sick—Lie; how he can’t understand that dem have such people—Lie.
Talk half. Lef half.

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