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Bharrat trying fuh beat de Queen

Jan 16, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Man like fuh roam and some of dem, even when dem get married, dem does find it hard fuh stay one place fuh long. Scientists always say that man is gregarious.
Suh when people claim how Bharrat always travelling is just that he behaving like a man; he like roam. De only difference is that he trying fuh mek history. He want to be like de Queen of England.
De other day a television station report that de Queen climb pun de throne when she was 26 and since then she has become the most travelled Head of State, having visited 123 countries. She even been to Guyana and dem boys seh that Bharrat due to visit Guyana in a few days.
Now fuh de year Bharrat done visit seven countries if you count de States, and Libya and Greece and England wheh de Queen live. Dem boys seh that he trying fuh break de Queen record and he might do it before he lef office.
De other day he go to Libya and he had talks with some people. Libya got plenty oil money, so much money that it can afford to do anything. It ain’t got fresh water and plenty green space because is a desert.
Bharrat promise fuh send couple tank from GWI and then he gun send Robert fuh help wid de Grow More Food programme in Libya. He gun get a chance fuh plant in sand and he gun find out that pine don’t grow in every sand.
And talking bout doing de impossible, dem have some people who claim that de economy soft and that dem have things that can mek real money. One of dem things is de pyramid.
How people suh stupid fuh get involve in pyramid dem boys can’t understand but dem have such people and is people like dem mekking dem Nigerians rich.
America got a man name Madoff who mek millions of dollars wid a scheme that ketch even some rich people like Bill Gates and Steven Spielberg. De only thing is that de scheme buss and de police move in. Was hundreds of millions Madoff collect and when de police hold he dem even find some cheques that he did done write fuh share out de money to keep it out of de hand of the de police.
Now Madoff was a powerful man in de States. He was a household name. People trust he and that is how he ketch some of dem big ones.
In Guyana, if Yesu decide to organize a scheme like that, nuff people gun get ketch because dem know that Yesu is a decent man. Even if Ashmin decide to do that he gun attract people. But dem boys seh, leh some government people try. Is then you gun know who trust who. That is why de government had a hard time getting money to build de Berbice River Bridge.
Dem boys seh that is why dem have problems wid charging people fuh use de bridge. Is a scheme suh when one person claim that de toll is one sum, another come and claim that de toll is higher. Is that why Benschop get charge because dem twist up he head and when dem done he didn’t know whether he was coming or going.
He had to buy newspapers to find out wha really happen. He buy de Big market paper and de Waterfalls paper. Only de Big market paper carry de story. Suh he buy de Guyana Crimes, which is the new kid on de block. That paper had de story.
Such is de case that dem boys seh is crime and more crime. That is wha dem boys seh. From de time de Guyana Crimes come pun de scene crime increase. Fine Man rip riot and Skinny break out of jail. Dem had de Lindo Creek massacre and people start fuh break into dem store when de owner sleeping.
Of course, dem boys seh that de people who wukking at Guyana Crimes had a problem because dem wasn’t suppose to report on crime because it mekking de country look bad.
Burnham did mek de same mistake. If you ain’t talk bout something then it ain’t happen, forgetting that others gun talk if you ain’t talk.
And dem boys see pun de news how a plane land pun water. Dem begging dem local pilots not to try it because Guyanese got a way of copying things.
Talk half. Lef half.

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