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Sep 05, 2008 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

“There is none so impossible as he who would not believe. Repeat after me. There is none so impossible as he who would not believe.”
Dem boys was passing by a school when dem hear the words coming from a teacher who sound real serious. Dem decide to peep through the window to see who and who in de class because dem recognize it as a new principle called remedial thinking. Was Freddie Kissoon alone, and de teacher who name dem didn’t know, but dem seh that de voice sound like Bharrat.
But why Freddie had to go to a class for remedial thinking? Dem boys begin to speculate and one of dem seh that because he getting old he thinking getting screwed up so it got to be corrected. Then dem boys realize that writing a column in de Waterfalls Paper everyday probably tek a toll on Uncle Freddie so that he start to think too much and he thought process derail.
Right away dem boys call Uncle Glenn who does actually pay Uncle Freddie and who can decide whether Uncle Freddie ain’t under stress, but dem hear that Uncle Glenn out of de country and that Uncle Freddie get an e-mail ordering he to check into a class to correct he thinking.
It tun out that Fine Man cause all this trouble and because he ain’t call Uncle Freddie, de UG lecturer had a serious problem believing that Fine Man even had a telephone. He read in de papers how Fine Man call de Waterfalls paper and talk to Uncle Glenn and Uncle Adam.
He decide that something was wrang because in he own mind dem didn’t even had a Fine Man and whoever was playing Fine Man was somebody who Uncle Freddie couldn’t believe exist. In short, if Uncle Freddie ain’t see or hear fuh heself then it hard to believe. That is why he find it hard to accept that some months people got to pay more NIS than others. He announce loud and clear that as far as he concern, a month is a month and that dem shouldn’t have any difference. That was de fuss time people get to realize that Uncle Freddie impossible.
The next time was when he announce loud and clear that he boss, who is Uncle Glenn, and Uncle Adam lying how dem talk to Fine Man. Some police friend who Uncle Freddie got, tell he, Uncle Freddie, that Fine Man couldn’t call de Waterfalls paper because he didn’t have a phone. And Uncle Freddie believe that.
That is not de only strange thing though. Dem boys seh that de police and soldiers refusing to come pun de road unless dem have another incentive. Fine Man had a $50 million incentive and while Sean Grant provide information that led to de killing, he dead suh he can’t collect and he family ain’t even know is he who help de police.
But wha people want fuh know is how Fine Man and Skinny know that Sean Grant inform de police. Unless dem had a radio link and listen to every call to de police de only other way was for de police to tip dem off.
Dem boys believe that he call Timehri Police Station and give de information. De man who tek de information, talk hard how Fine Man deh at Sean Grant and how Sean Grant tell dem suh. Well dem boys seh that this is bad work to de highest order and stupidity at worst.
De police checking Skinny cell phone and arresting people but dem ain’t checking Fine Man phone because nuff of dem gun shame.
And dem boys surprise that de Police Commissioner actually know Fine Man. Henry never tell anybody that he know Fine Man; is de uncle who talk de other day. Dem boys seh that Henry can keep a secret.
And what about all dem guns that de army and police recovering? And what about de inquest? Dem boys want to know how dem men get shoot, who give de order, if de men surrender, and things like that.
Fine Man dead but dem have more questions. And dem boys want to know if de Morgan gyal gun come home wid Jada Patrina Morgan-Rawlins. That will be a big event.
Talk half. Lef half.

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