THE WALLS HAVE EARS

Jul 15, 2008 Features / Columnists, Peeping Tom

“Peeping Tom, is why yuh start back with this investment deal?”
“Well as I told you I did knock and nobody answered, but now it looks as if the message got through and everybody is now knocking on my door asking me to write more about what is going down with this deal.”
“But I thought you covered all the bases.”
“Covered all the bases? I am not even warmed up as yet.”
“But is what exactly caused you to start up again?”
“A big one told me that if any of his friends do something that is wrong, I am free to write about it. So I am writing even though I am not sure who is friend, foe or family.”
Talking about family, I hear that you joining the publishing family. I hear yuh opening yuh own printery.
Yeah boy! I also thinking about opening a stationary factory too because the way one man pulling file he might run short of file folders. But for the time being I am buying a printing press from India. I hear they are really cheap over there and I might get a bargain.
Yuh mean like that fella?
Walls gat ears meh brother. Careful how yuh calling names. Yu might mix up one of them fuh the one in New York.
Yuh mean the one who did get…?
Walls gat ears my friend. Careful what you say.
Ok, Peeper but tell me man, where are you going to get this money fuh buy this press?
I don’t talk meh business in public but if yuh want know ask Clement.
But Peeper is a lot of money to open a printing press and you have not been making money lately. So where you getting this money to start up yuh business. You win the lottery?
Nah boy is something better than that.
What can be better than winning the lottery Peeper? What can be better?
Yuh mean you don’t know what can be better than winning the lottery?
Nah I don’t know. Tell me
Guess.
You get a waiver from tender board procedures?
Walls gat ears meh brother. Walls gat ears. Careful what you saying. You could find yourself in problems.
But Peeper the way you going is only a matter of time before you own a quarter of Guyana.
Walls gat ears meh brother. And on top of that you are insulting me.
How you mean I insulting you, Peeper?
I am not interested in owning a quarter of Guyana. With the connections I have and the way my business is going, within the next year, I am going to own all of Guyana.
How yuh plan fuh do that Peeper?
Ah my friend. The walls have ears. The walls have ears. Tek half, Lef half.

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