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Khurshit declare war

Jul 11, 2008 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Problems does come in two and three. If a man deh bad he friends does tell he that he got to endure three years of bad luck.

De poor man does brace heself but then when dem three years done is more bad luck in he tail. Then he friends does tell he that is seven years bad luck.

Well a taxi driver get stick up by he passenger. Was a 15-year-old Queen’s College boy who stick up de taxi driver.

Now dem boys want to know wha dem teaching in school. School close and children deh home. This particular QC boy decide that he going to a school that does produce de best. He decide that he gun be de best in de gunman trade.

He pick up a taxi driver outside de Immigration Office and tell de man how he want to go to LBI. De man pick up this li’l boy only to see de li’l boy pull a gun pun he. De taxi man seh that he nearly dead and he surrender all de money he had, plus he cell phone.

De QC boy mek de man tun off de engine, then he start fuh run. De only thing was high day time and when you running and people deh behind you dem wha deh in front does hold you. That is wha happen to de QC boy.

Dem boys want fuh know which class he learn de robbery trade and who was he teacher because from now de police from Eve Leary will have to sit in all dem class.

But this same taxi driver does attract robbery. Couple years back a man tackle he wid a cutlass. He an all get ketch and he still doing time. When dem boys ask de taxi driver if was robbery under arms, de driver seh that it was robbery under cutlass.

De boss man fuh de Waterfalls paper also got problems and he was quick to holler how he ain’t going to tolerate any three or seven years of bad luck.

He problems start when he reporters begin to criticize a certain transaction by de big people in de country. He get plenty enemies and even people who use to drink wid he get vex and stop talking to he.

De other day he get toothache and fuh he was a li’l thing. He go and pullout the tooth and find out that he create more trouble.

De mouth start fuh hurt he and he couldn’t eat. He drink tablets till he smell like antibiotics and he tek pain killers till he nearly get addicted.

He still got de mouth and de doctor now telling he that he got to stitch de mouth fuh mek de gum heal. Dem boys seh that if that ain’t bad luck dem ain’t know what is.

Suddenly, de same boss man get a message that de Guyana Revenue Authority pull he file. He get vex. Only de other day he pull he teeth now Khurshit pull he file and he know that de only way that could happen is when people spiteful.

De truth does hut wuss than toothache. Dem boys seh that people must tek notice because lots more to come.

De boss man feel that somebody really vex wid he and would do everything to mek he life miserable. Dem boys seh that he talk up and people don’t like when you talk up because you mouth does put you in trouble.
Is more bad luck because all he staff find that dem got to explain wheh dem get dem money.

One man claim how he get pay and that he ain’t rich enough to get a bank account. De GRA demand that he produce a bank statement.

The man claim how he never use de bank but de GRA seh that if he want to stay out of jail he got to get a bank statement suh he go and collect de boss man own.

De story get sweet when de same GRA suddenly find that Fidelity Investment decide that it gun investigate GRA. De first thing that Fidelity discover is that once you start checking pun de GRA is straight to court. You gun get charge fuh forgery.

Well, Uncle Adam holding up every currency note he get because he know that Khurshid gun target he next fuh forgery.

Dem have more to life than worrying wid Khurshid. People want to know bout de forensic experts who come from Trinidad.

Guyana was to use dem helicopter to fly in de experts but de helicopter didn’t wukkin. Dem boys seh was shame pun shame bush.

De Trinidadians had to use dem own helicopter to go to Lindo Creek. Trinidad seh that it gun send de fuel bill to Guyana.

De Jamaicans coming too and dem bringing dem own helicopter because dem claim how nutten ain’t wukking in Guyana and in any case, dem don’t want problems because dem can’t come out and push once dem in de air.
Talk half. Lef half.

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