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Casino bandit cry pun he money—it wet

May 03, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Bandits does plan dem crime like how some children does study fuh exams. Dem does do research and conduct interviews. That is how de people who rob de casino de other day, operate. Dem study de place and then dem ask questions when dem didn’t understand.
But like some children who don’t study properly dem does fail. This set study but some of de things that dem run into was pun de exam paper. One of dem didn’t know bout de door at de back suh he fail that test and end up in police custody.
Dem boys seh that once he land in de hands of the police he sing when a policeman ask him if he want to dance. Right away de man didn’t feel fuh mek he skin tun a drum so he sing. One time he sound like Rihanna and another time he sound like Charmaine Blackman.
That is how dem ketch de security guard who got de same name as Charmaine but who couldn’t sing so he decide to recite. De police had to beg de two of dem to stop. Wha dem didn’t talk about was wha dem didn’t remember.
It was all de talking that mek dem police couldn’t sleep and that is how dem ketch one of de mastermind. He find a hole fuh rest up but when he hear that he colleagues sing he run to he sister. That is when he cry bucket a drop. When de police ketch him he had money and de money was wet. Dem boys want to know if he hide it in a river.
But de thing that got dem boys talking is how these bandits get to go in de casino like if dem want to gamble? Ordinary Guyanese can’t go in unless dem rent a room in de hotel. These gunmen didn’t have time to rent room so it had to be that de casino people let dem walk in.
Old people does seh something about when you own bug bite you. That is fuh de casino people
Now de police saying something about ingratitude and something bout never bite de hand. That is fuh de bandits.
Talk half and see if de police gun find more wet money.

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