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Donald gone fuh channa

May 14, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

President Jimmy Carter may be old but he ain’t stupid. He come wid a plane and after he land he send de plane back to Trinidad till he need it again.
He frighten dem boys in Guyana put couple kilo cocaine inside. He tell dem boys that he too old fuh go to prison and Jagdeo is a man known fuh imprison people wrongfully. He mek Bencock spend five years and Freddie three days and he was planning a lifetime sentence fuh Uncle Glenn and Adam.
He come in 1992 and had Desmond running up de road. He come this time and he got Donald and de whole government running down de road.
All dem Minister cleaning out de office. Dem boys see big bonfire and dem shredding like when drake treading. Dem cleaning out all dem cupboard, dem drawer, dem filing cabinet and desk. Some done clean all that and now dem cleaning out dem wardrobe at home and de safe.
Dem boys hear couple of dem gone already and dem gone backtrack. Rob de Earth, de former Minister write pun he Facebook page “De voice of de people
is de voice of God” and shortly after, he board a plane trying to get close to de Creatah.
Ashni, de shaat scamp, tun charwoman. He clean up everything including de floor. He ain’t even want lef a speck of dust that DNA could pick up. When he done dem boys see he go over by that fat, fat crook at NICIL fuh help he destroy and get rid of all de evidence that can keep dem in jail fuh de rest of dem life.
That cleaning going slow. De fat, fat crook can’t bend down. He can’t move fast and Ashni can’t lift weights.
Irfaat carry way de whole Housing Ministry plus de lot. Granger don’t have no more Housing Ministry. He seh that he got too much get rid of suh de best thing is fuh carry de whole Ministry.
Ganda Gopaul carry way a big piece of Ohh Pee and Kwame playing dead in hospital. Donald tell he wife fuh get de State House staff fuh pack slow, slow and waif fuh when de man who look like Lucifer brother come back. Poor Donald tell he wife, “Girl, life never go de way I want it but I live it de best way I can.
“There is no perfect life but, darling, we can fill it wid perfect moments –after de elections.”
Talk half and wave bye bye to Uncle Donald.

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