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De Marriott twist and Benn trying to straighten it

Apr 15, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Brassington, Ashni and Donald Dumb decide fuh open de Marriott tomorrow. Dem invite nuff people; even Rumjattan wha cuss de hotel more than dem boys get invite, but dem boys nah get none.
Dem boys plan fuh attend anyhow, but dem carrying a placard. De food done order since last night and Brassington been to Movie Town at Princess night before de last. He carry he daughter.
Gone are de days when daughters use to cook like dem mothers. Now dem drinking like dem fathers.
A lot of drinkers been at Movie Town. And is dem same drinkers supervise de Marriott. That is why de Marriott twist. Dem boys hear dem hire Benn to straighten it, but he tell dem he can’t done it in time fuh tomorrow opening.
Right away Donald seh that de opening got to carry through,even if you got to change de name from Marriott. Donald tell dem ‘don’t ever let me hear all-you call it Brazziott, Bharriott or Babbiott. It ain’t belong to none of de three of dem’. Somebody suggest That Idiott.
Brazzy start fuh sample all de food. He sample portions does be wha the average person does eat fuh a whole meal.
De new Manager did plan fuh put he in de kitchen, because if dem put he outside by the beach, people gon mistake he fuh a beached whale.
Fuh sure Bharriott and Babbiott gun be near the hotel safe, because everybody know dem does worship money.
Dem boys hear that Granger and Moses suggest that de jail in Georgetown change its name. It can’t be Camp Street anymore, it will soon be Scamp Street jail because of who gun end up there.
Who gun end up there? Call name and dem boys gun whistle.
And dem boys got a message fuh all dem Bharriotts. “Search for a good heart; don’t search fuh a beautiful face, because beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.
Talk half and think about that.

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