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Dem boys seh…Uncle Donald dreaming

Mar 26, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Uncle Donald ain’t sure whether he is de president or de Pee Pee Pee General Secretary. Dem boys know that he hold both title but when he guh overseas he don’t guh as de General Secretary. He tell de press how de Hap Noo thief de election from he, how dem infiltrate Gee Com, knock off Surujbally and Boodoo, and tek over de elections.
Dem boys want fuh know how come dem didn’t tek over de presidency. And since Uncle Donald know this why he didn’t call off de elections. And besides, he shoulda get Surujbally to call de police and charge dem Hap Noo people wid hijacking and kidnapping.
Uncle Donald still vex because nuff things happening. De Waterfalls paper still checking pun Bad Jenny and some of de deals he mek; dem still questioning why de police ain’t move in pun Brazzy; and dem still want know why Uncle Donald ain’t call in Roti and ask he bout de 90 Michael. But then again, he still thinking bout de elections.
Dem contractors thinking too. Dem want to know why de Ramkellawan boy had to mek that Dem Ah Watch We song. He had to talk to de Waterfalls Boss Man because de man did tell everybody that he ah watch dem.
Every job dem do he watching. Things reach de stage wheh dem ain’t even putting in a bid fuh dem contract. Uncle Donald already checking pun that police station that dem seh cost 10 Michael when it shoulda cost five.
Of course dem boys expect de contractor fuh run just like dem GRA people who get ketch thiefing.  All of dem run to Suriname and hoping fuh ketch a plane to de States but de Americans waiting wid de pumpkin jumpsuit.
Talk half and keep dreaming fuh de other half.

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